Showing posts with label Jane Austen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jane Austen. Show all posts

Monday, January 28, 2013

200 Years of Comical Insights on the Human Condition

In honor of the 200th anniversary of the publication of one of my favorite books of all time--not to mention the various film versions, and fan fiction pieces it has inspired--I share today 50 quotes from Pride and Prejudice by the legendary British writer Jane Austen.



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“A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

“I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! -- When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.”

“In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.”

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.”

“Angry people are not always wise.”

“Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us.”

“I cannot fix on the hour, or the spot, or the look or the words, which laid the foundation. It is too long ago. I was in the middle before I knew that I had begun.”

“What are men to rocks and mountains?”

“For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?”

“I could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine.”


 “There is a stubbornness about me that never can bear to be frightened at the will of others. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.”

“I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve.”

“I have not the pleasure of understanding you.”

“Laugh as much as you choose, but you will not laugh me out of my opinion.”

“From the very beginning— from the first moment, I may almost say— of my acquaintance with you, your manners, impressing me with the fullest belief of your arrogance, your conceit, and your selfish disdain of the feelings of others, were such as to form the groundwork of disapprobation on which succeeding events have built so immovable a dislike; and I had not known you a month before I felt that you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.”

“To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love”

“We all know him to be a proud, unpleasant sort of man; but this would be nothing if you really liked him.”

“You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.”

“I am the happiest creature in the world. Perhaps other people have said so before, but not one with such justice. I am happier even than Jane; she only smiles, I laugh.”


“I have faults enough, but they are not, I hope, of understanding. My temper I dare not vouch for. It is, I believe, too little yielding— certainly too little for the convenience of the world. I cannot forget the follies and vices of other so soon as I ought, nor their offenses against myself. My feelings are not puffed about with every attempt to move them. My temper would perhaps be called resentful. My good opinion once lost, is lost forever.”

“A girl likes to be crossed a little in love now and then.
It is something to think of”

“You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged; but one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

“An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do.”


“Till this moment I never knew myself.”


“He is a gentleman, and I am a gentleman's daughter. So far we are equal.”

“Mary wished to say something very sensible, but knew not how.”


“I have been a selfish being all my life, in practice, though not in principle. As a child I was taught what was right, but I was not taught to correct my temper. I was given good principles, but left to follow them in pride and conceit. Unfortunately an only son (for many years an only child), I was spoilt by my parents, who, though good themselves (my father, particularly, all that was benevolent and amiable), allowed, encouraged, almost taught me to be selfish and overbearing; to care for none beyond my own family circle; to think meanly of all the rest of the world; to wish at least to think meanly of their sense and worth compared with my own. Such I was, from eight to eight and twenty; and such I might still have been but for you, dearest, loveliest Elizabeth! What do I not owe you! You taught me a lesson, hard indeed at first, but most advantageous. By you, I was properly humbled. I came to you without a doubt of my reception. You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman worthy of being pleased.”

“I am excessively diverted.”

“There is, I believe, in every disposition a tendency to some particular evil, a natural defect, which not even the best education can overcome."
"And your defect is a propensity to hate everybody."
"And yours," he replied with a smile, "is willfully to misunderstand them.”


“It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.”

“Her heart did whisper that he had done it for her.”

“She is tolerable, but not handsome enough to tempt me, and I am in no humor at present to give consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men.”

“Oh, Lizzy! Do anything rather than marry without affection.”


“Occupied in observing Mr. Bingley’s attentions to her sister, Elizabeth was far from suspecting that she was herself becoming an object of some interest in the eyes of his friend. Mr. Darcy had at first scarcely allowed her to be pretty: he had looked at her without admiration at the ball; and when they next met, he looked at her only to criticise. But no sooner had he made it clear to himself and his friends that she had hardly a good feature in her face, than he began to find it was rendered uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes. To this discovery succeeded some others equally mortifying. Though he had detected with a critical eye more than one failure of perfect symmetry in her form, he was forced to acknowledge her figure to be light and pleasing; and in spite of his asserting that her manners were not those of the fashionable world, he was caught by their easy playfulness. Of this she was perfectly unaware: to her he was only the man who made himself agreeable nowhere, and who had not thought her handsome enough to dance with.”

“My good opinion once lost is lost forever.”


“I am only resolved to act in that manner, which will, in my own opinion, constitute my happiness, without reference to you, or to any person so wholly unconnected with me.”


“Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not complain are never pitied.”

“They were within twenty yards of each other, and so abrupt was his appearance, that it was impossible to avoid his sight. Their eyes instantly met, and the cheeks of each were overspread with the deepest blush. He absolutely started, and for a moment seemed immoveable from surprise; but shortly recovering himself, advanced towards the party, and spoke to Elizabeth, if not in terms of perfect composure, at least of perfect civility.”

“One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.”

“Follies and nonsense, whims and inconsistencies do divert me, I own, and I laugh at them whenever I can.”

“From all that I can collect by your manner of talking, you must be two of the silliest girls in the country. I have suspected it some time, but I am now convinced.”

“Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain.”


“Had I been in love, I could not have been more wretchedly blind. But vanity, not love, has been my folly.”

“Could there be finer symptoms? Is not general incivility the very essence of love?”

But people themselves alter so much, that there is something new to be observed in them forever.”


“The distance is nothing when one has a motive.”

“It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?”


“How despicably I have acted!" she cried; "I, who have prided myself on my discernment! I, who have valued myself on my abilities! Who have often disdained the generous candour of my sister, and gratified my vanity in useless or blameable mistrust! How humiliating is this discovery! Yet, how just a humiliation! Had I been in love, I could not have been more wretchedly blind. But vanity, not love, has been my folly. Pleased with the preference of one, and offended by the neglect of the other, on the very beginning of our aquaintance, I have courted prepossession and ignorance, and driven reason away, where either were concerned. Till this moment I never knew myself.”

“I might as well enquire,” replied she, “why with so evident a design of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you liked me against your will, against your reason, and even against your character?”



Man, I love this story.  Jane's read on human emotions and the relationships in a family and between men and women still hold up.  Plus she was devilishly funny.  And I can't think of any higher praise for an author of a classic.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Polar Express, Locally

Last night we were lucky enough to be invited to ride the Polar Express.  Did you know the Polar Express runs in Lindon, UT?  Yeah.  Me neither.  But it does.


One of my PTA colleagues and dear friends invited us to come to their family's annual Christmas activity.  Her parents, siblings, their spouses, and the kids work together and put on quite a production.   We showed up and checked in--we had reservations for the 9:05 ride.  We watched a portion of the Polar Express movie in their "barn" (the classiest, nicest barn I have ever seen...even better than many a 'shop' I've been in).

Then our names were called and we were boarded on the train.  The train travels all around their family compound...they have their homes all around with a central family recreation area.  It was like a grand children's heaven! 

After a short ride we made it to the North Pole where we met the jolly old elf himself, along with several helpful and cheery elves.  We chatted briefly with Santa, and took a family picture together.


After our photo and chit-chat, Santa gathered all the riders together and asked the children to help their parents to believe.  Then he had a chance to tell us that while he loves celebrating Christmas, the best reason to celebrate isn't just his anticipated visit but that Jesus's birth makes all the difference.  Then he invited the children to listen closely to the music on the return trip and to watch the pictures we would see.

On the return trip, we passed many, many illuminated posters of Jesus's birth and life and atonement and resurrection.  It reminded us that the reason Christmas is so joyous and wonderful is that Christ's mission on the earth provides us with the assurance of our own resurrection and the chance to live with God again.  It was a lovely culmination of the evening.




On a side note:  Happy Birthday today to Jane Austen!  Even Goggle was celebrating:

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Not Quite Video Sunday

Before you cut and paste the link below over to this delightful video, get yourself a steaming mug of cocoa, or whatever warm beverage you prefer. Put your feet up, and sit back. Greg Wise, most famously a former Mr. Willoughby, reads a selection from Jane Austen's Persuasion that will melt your heart.

http://www.cartenoire.co.uk/persuasion

Don't tell me you can't enjoy this little treat. I mustn't hear of it. I am excessively diverted. Again.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

A Valentine's Surprise



Sunday night I came home from a visit to a Young Women's activity to find a delightful surprise. I found this hanky, note and a cute wedge shaped box with treats. The best part? It was allegedly from Mr. Edward Ferrars.

You know Edward. No, not that vampire, Edward. This one is the subdued gentleman, Edward Ferrars, from Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility. It is one of my favorite novels. And Hugh Grant played the character opposite Emma Thompson in the 1995 film version. I can't complain about that either.

This was a wonderfully creative surprise left on my porch by a dear friend. The trouble is, I haven't identified that dear friend yet. I am lucky to have several friends who are as devoted Jane Austen fans as I am. So far no one is 'fessing up. If I can't nail down this giver of such a delightful gift soon, I will be forced to just accept the anonymity of it and enjoy the idea of a clever, Jane Austen-loving friend out there who cares enough for me to do something like this on Valentine's Day.

That sounds pretty good to me.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

A Little More Jane




Sunday night PBS' Masterpiece Classic aired the first episode of a new version of Jane Austen's Emma. Last night I sat down to watch that and after about a half hour the family kept interrupting (including Genius Golfer just being a pill) I gave up.

This new film has an Emma played with a little more youth and irresponsibility than was shown in Gweneth Paltrow's or Kate Bekinsale's versions. She is still a meddling, confident, carefree young woman. Jane Austen, herself, thought that Emma would be a heroine only the author could love. But almost 200 years later we are still watching version after version, and loving every sassy word she says.

Did you watch it? Have you been over-Emma-ed?

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Not Quite Pemberley

Last night we went to Genius Golfer's work party. It was held in the home of the venture capitalist who originally funded this company. While the man, we'll call him RD, doesn't present himself as an overtly-wealthy man, the house definitely did.

What I realized yesterday was that no matter who I am with or what I happen to wear I never feel comfortable in a shee-shee-poo-poo place. I am uncomfortable with people with that kind of money. The house was enormous--indoor racquetball court and your own arcade room kind of enormous. It made me uncomfortable all the way around.

That makes me a little more like Elizabeth Bennett then, doesn't it? I am prejudiced against the rich. I suppose there is worse company to be in than Miss Elizabeth's, however, having only met RD for a bit last night, I cannot yet draw personal comparisons to a Mr. Fitswilliam Darcy. But he did seem nice enough. And not at all prideful about his near-Pemberly mansion.

Another fault to put down on my list of things to overcome in mortality, I suppose.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Truth Universally Acknowledged


I love Jane Austen. As I scrap booked this past week I had a marathon with her as I watched "Sense and Sensibility", "Persuasion", and "Miss Austen Regrets" (followed yesterday by Elizabeth Glaskell's "Cranford" which is easily an Austen cousin in my mind).


So as a brief posting today, I would like to share just a handful of quotes by our venerable and witty literary friend. Enjoy!


The greatest opening line ever: "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be want of a wife."--Pride and Prejudice


"If there is anything disagreeable going on, men are always sure to get out of it." --Persuasion


"It would be mortifying to the feelings of many ladies, could they be made to understand how little the heart of man is affected by what is costly or new in their attire." --Northanger Abbey


"There are people who the more you do for them, the less they will do for themselves." --Emma


"People always live forever when there is an annuity to be paid them." --Sense and Sensibility


"A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of." --Mansfield Park


And from the good lady herself, "I do not what people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them."


She was simply brilliant. Her writing is still brilliant and more and more apropos than ever. No wonder so many of us are under her literary spell. "I am excessively diverted."

Monday, January 12, 2009

Lost in Austen


Last night I recorded an American premiere of a British show called "Lost in Austen" on the Ovation channel (I didn't know we even go that one...). It is a story of Amanda Price who reads Pride and Prejudice continually and prefer Elizabeth Bennett's world to her own for its language and manners. Low and behold she discovers a portal from her bathroom in her London flat to the attic of Mr. Bennett's house. She trades places with Lizzy and hilarity ensures.


I am watching it in pieces today as I fold laundry. On a day like today, I can see the interest in swapping places with Lizzy too. Despite my complete lack of said portal, and the second half being broadcast tonight, I would otherwise enjoy such a diversion myself.


In lieu of that, I may have to just invite my fellow Janites over and have a 'girl's night in'. Any takers?


Friday, August 22, 2008

New BFF, for sure!

Yesterday I picked up a new book I have wanted to read since a lovely PTA friend suggested it to me, then I heard the author speak at the PTA convention this past May. She was so funny. I immediately felt that she could be my new lunchtime friend if only I could meet her casually. She is, of course, Shannon Hale and the book is Austenland. She has also written The Goose Girl and Princess Academy, among others.

In Austenland, her heroine (Jane) carries a terrible secret: Her obsession with Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy in the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice is adversely affecting her real life relationships! Then, she is bequeathed a three week vacation to Pembrook Park, an exclusive resort for rich ladies to live out their Jane Austen themed fantasies, to try to leave the unrealistic expectations once and for all.

I read the little novel all yesterday--in about 6 hours. It sucked me right in, right from the moment I read the dedication page: "For Colin Firth--You're a really great guy, but I'm married, so I think we should just be friends." Can you see why I love this lady?