Back in April, just after spring break, I got a letter from the Great State of Utah that I was in the Jury Duty pool for the months of May through August this year. That means that they can call me in, for any case, to the federal building in Salt Lake City to be interviewed by attorneys to determine if I am best qualified to sit on a trial jury.
I realize that this system is one of the reasons America is the best place to live in all the free world, but what a pain! I'm on hold all summer--meaning if they called me up while I am on a vacation that I had planned even six months ago, I was hosed. Not that I have any vacations like that scheduled, but it COULD happen.
I got notification to appear in June. The instructions tell you to call the last business day
before you are scheduled to appear and see if the case may have settled out of court, etc. before you end up driving to SLC (for which you will NOT be reimbursed, they remind you several times) and sitting around only to be told that they really don't need you after all.
I was scheduled to show up for interviews on a Monday. I called the Friday before and, sure enough, the case was cancelled--or settled, they don't tell you any details--and I didn't have to go after all. I figured, I was safe. There were a LOT of people in this pool, surely. I thought I was safe, until I got the mail today.
Again, another notice to appear. Remember that my "tour of jury duty" only lasts until August ends. Guess when I an scheduled to appear?! Yes, August 25th. The very
last Monday of the four months I am on call. Dang it.
I'm supposed to plan on being there at 7:40 AM in SLC to start the processing. That means I have to impose on my neighbors to get kids to school, etc. And it could last all day, which means I couldn't meet other friends for lunch to celebrate all the kindergartners and preschoolers being back in school. And I might not even make it back for when school gets out, so then I have to impose more on the neioghbors I already imposed on in the morning. And what if this thing is a MAJOR trial, a la O.J., and I'm sequestered???!!! (Deep cleansing breath now...I'm jumping to conclusions.) Either way: Drat, and Double Drat.
I am almost afraid to hold my breath to see if they might settle this before I have to go, and the call on Friday, the 22nd will be a relief telling me I am off the hook. In the meantime I am ON the hook until at least the 22nd. Drat and Dang it all.
A "trial by a jury of your peers" might be more than it is cracked up to be if I am the jury and you are my peer. I'll keep you posted on the outcome of my
Law & Order life.