Wax On--Wax OFF

Today I got my eyebrows waxed.  I love that just waxed feeling.  Very smooth.  Very sleek.  Zero maintenance.  But here's the thing. (CAUTION: TOO MUCH INFORMATION ahead.  Be warned.) I also did a bikini wax.  That I have never done before.  But a very similar sensation--after the fact.  Smooth, sleek, low maintenance.  At least so far.

There are just some things I want to ask God. You know, like "Why the wild hair growing program down there?"  See, summer is coming and I want to live at the pool.  And this new landscaping plan should allow me to jump into the swim suit and just go.  Previous summers I have to think about it, plan ahead, shave with enough time to deal with the after effects, and then arrange for a suit to cover the red bumpies that always seem to show up.  This new plan should alleviate all of that.  Now it will just be "Want to go to the pool?"  "Sure! Let's go."

I'm here to let you know that I did not swear or even scream throughout the ordeal, though there were regular reminders to breathe.  And if all goes as well as I'm hoping, this could be the new use of my "me time" every month or so.  Definitely beats shaving.

Enough said.