I love a good joke, especially a blonde joke. This one has a political twist, just for my dad.
This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane
with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.
with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, calls out a May Day."May Day! May Day! Help me!
Help me!My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly.Help me! Please help me!"
Help me!My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly.Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a voice over the radio saying:
"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
"She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."
"O.K." says the voice on the radio....Repeat after me: Our Father Who art in Heaven...."
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