Facebook Funny

I recently read this on Facebook, and knowing the regular readers of this blog (read: my parents) don't Facebook, I had to share:

"I recently asked my neighbors' little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She wanted to be President some day. Both parents, are Democrats, & standing there, so I asked, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? She said, 'I'd give food & housing to the homeless.' Her parents beamed with pride. 

"I told her, 'You don't have to be President to do that! Come to my house: mow my lawn, pull weeds, & sweep my yard, for $50. And you can give a homeless guy the $50 to use for food & shelter.' She thought it over, she looked me in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over & do the work, for the $50?'

"I said, Welcome to the Republican Party.'

"Her parents still aren't speaking to me." -  originated by Scott Nelson